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Pope warns against the lure of false idols

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/pope-warns-against-the-lure-of-false-idols/2008/07/17/1216163059279.html “Wearing traditional choir dress, his red cape flapping in a stiff breeze…” It really does say that. This article is full of hilarity. For instance, did you know that according to the Pope, the womb is the most wondrous and sacred human space? This explains everything, sisters! The patriarchy has been holding us women down all this time becauseContinue readingPope warns against the lure of false idols

http://blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2008/07/sharpton-very-d.html Ok, so this totally disproves my theory that Sharpton and Jackson mysteriously morphed into the same person over the course of the last decade. Hold up… did he really say he wanted to cut off his testicles? I mean, you’d think people would be more concerned over that than the unspeakable ‘N’ word. Yeesh.

Santa Fight

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/07/worth-reading-d.html The Amalgamated Santas, one of the nation’s largest Santa groups, are dealing with a schism in their ranks. The rift has left burly bearded men accusing one another of bylaw violations, profiteering and behaving in un-Santa-like ways. But-Baby-Jesus-is-the-reason-fer-the-season-shmeason. Even Santas are jerks.

Louisiana passes first anti-evolution “academic freedom” law

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080627-louisiana-passes-first-antievolution-academic-freedom-law.html Great news everyone! Now all the fundies can move to muddy Louisiana and live in an ignorant utopia where dinosaur bones only exist because Satan is trying to confuse them. Maybe if they pray hard enough and systematically remove all the gays, God will stop sending hurricanes there and it will be even dandier! From the page: The billContinue readingLouisiana passes first anti-evolution “academic freedom” law

The Abstract Factory: The only debate on Intelligent Design that is worthy of its subject

http://abstractfactory.blogspot.com/2005/10/only-debate-on-intelligent-design-that.html From the page: “Moderator: We’re here today to debate the hot new topic, evolution versus Intelligent Des— (Scientist pulls out baseball bat.) Moderator: Hey, what are you doing? (Scientist breaks Intelligent Design advocate’s kneecap.) Intelligent Design advocate: YEAAARRRRGGGHHHH! YOU BROKE MY KNEECAP! Scientist: Perhaps it only appears that I broke your kneecap. Certainly, all the evidence points to theContinue readingThe Abstract Factory: The only debate on Intelligent Design that is worthy of its subject

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