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A gallery of Sarah Palins outfits (pre-veep pick) over the years

via The Daily Beast OK… I’m known to sport a t-shirt now and again, but nothing with the word TRASH printed on it shall ever adorn this body, dead or alive. Taking a look through the gallery of hideousness, I can safely say that I’d be embarrassed to be seen in public wearing any of those so called outfits. I’mContinue readingA gallery of Sarah Palins outfits (pre-veep pick) over the years

Tim Mitchell Photography

http://www.timmitchellphotography.co.uk/PORTFOLIOS/PORT1/pic45.htm That boom box behind them reminds me of those toys everyone was making after the Transformers made it big in the 80s. Suddenly, everywhere you looked there were dinosaurs that turned into robots and bugs and mundane objects like miniature furniture that could morph into robots too. You had to make the little “wah wah wah” sounds like aContinue readingTim Mitchell Photography

Sell Your Sex Tape

http://www.sellyoursextape.com/tour.html It’s not that I have anything against porn or hot young couples sharing their sexcapades online… I just think they’re getting ripped off if they have to do it for a week and only get paid 2 grand. Sellouts.

Pope warns against the lure of false idols

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/pope-warns-against-the-lure-of-false-idols/2008/07/17/1216163059279.html “Wearing traditional choir dress, his red cape flapping in a stiff breeze…” It really does say that. This article is full of hilarity. For instance, did you know that according to the Pope, the womb is the most wondrous and sacred human space? This explains everything, sisters! The patriarchy has been holding us women down all this time becauseContinue readingPope warns against the lure of false idols

BITCH!

There’ll be no Meredith Brooks crap on this here blog. Maybe I’m just being a bitch, but I can’t stand her and that effin’ overplayed Bitch song of hers.

Santa Fight

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/07/worth-reading-d.html The Amalgamated Santas, one of the nation’s largest Santa groups, are dealing with a schism in their ranks. The rift has left burly bearded men accusing one another of bylaw violations, profiteering and behaving in un-Santa-like ways. But-Baby-Jesus-is-the-reason-fer-the-season-shmeason. Even Santas are jerks.

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