Exploring the Infinite
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/pope-warns-against-the-lure-of-false-idols/2008/07/17/1216163059279.html “Wearing traditional choir dress, his red cape flapping in a stiff breeze…” It really does say that. This article is full of hilarity. For instance, did you know that according to the Pope, the womb is the most wondrous and sacred human space? This explains everything, sisters! The patriarchy has been holding us women down all this time because
http://blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2008/07/sharpton-very-d.html Ok, so this totally disproves my theory that Sharpton and Jackson mysteriously morphed into the same person over the course of the last decade. Hold up… did he really say he wanted to cut off his testicles? I mean, you’d think people would be more concerned over that than the unspeakable ‘N’ word. Yeesh.
Ridiculous.
The editor took a day off, obviously.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html Remind me never to hang my bras out on the line!
http://technology.newscientist.com/article/dn14250-microwave-ray-gun-controls-crowds-with-noise.html What the crap!?
http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSN2748081820080628 Rock on!
http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/06/ap_photorev_barry_randolph_hol.html Ooooo maybe it came to life and unhung himself. I mean, it’s Jesus, he can grow another hand, am I right? If God was watching out for the church, couldn’t he have scared the thieves away with a stray grizzly bear or something?
Hilarious!
http://www.wnem.com/video/16359620/index.html Hey cool, that’s my friend’s store – freakin sickos.
http://searchengineland.com/080501-102026.php CNBC news anchor Maria Bartiromo interviewed Google CEO Eric Schmidt on Tuesday and discussed a wide range of topics, from MicroHoo to advertising on YouTube, mobile and Googlephobia
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/31585,features,sweet-and-sour-tale-of-the-miracle-berry I’m not at all surprised about this considering they did the same thing with stevia extract. http://www.stevia.net/ I once read the reasoning behind this is because it’s so healthy, cheap,(and patent-free) because noncaloric sweeteners are big business in the U.S., same with sugar and the sugar-alcohols, sorbital, mannitol and xylitol.
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=187228 From the page: “Defendants put me in prison. I face imminent danger from violent inmates who played Grand Theft Auto who will knock me out and take my gold Jesus cross.” He really did say that.
http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Chaos_Theory_Scientist_Edward_Lorenz_Dies_At_90_16477.html An emeritus professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Dr. Lorenz was both a mathematician and a meteorologist, who combined the two sciences in an attempt to accurately predict weather. Instead, he accidentally discovered the butterfly effect, which he presented in a study published in 1972 entitled “Predictability: Does the Flap of a Butterfly’s Wings in Brazil Set Off