At the Undictionary, you'll find definitions for words and phrases that you have always wanted to know but couldn't trust anyone to tell you the straight up truth about.
Examples:
- Auntie Christ: The younger sister of Mary mother of Jesus.
- Book suppository: A book suppository is like a bookmark but, instead of marking one's place by letting it hang out of the top of the book, you poke it up into the bottom of the book.
- Clown: Dumb, painted scumbag.
- Dismayed: To be dismayed is to be forcably removed from the month of may. Being dismayed is similar to being knocked into the middle of next week, only with the obviously more drastic consequences. Unless it's the last week of may, in which case, it's the same thing.
(I think you get the point.)
Also see:
The Uncyclopedia