“Wearing traditional choir dress, his red cape flapping in a stiff breeze…” It really does say that. This article is full of hilarity. For instance, did you know that according to the Pope, the womb is the most wondrous and sacred human space?
This explains everything, sisters! The patriarchy has been holding us women down all this time because they have WOMB ENVY! Their inferior external sex organs have nothing on our wonderous and sacred places!
Wiv zis knowledge, I vill rule ze world! Muahaha!
BTW, why do Catholics need the Pope to tell them when enough’s enough? Quit buying crap already and start doing something worthwhile with your hard-earned dough.