http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/07/worth-reading-d.html
The Amalgamated Santas, one of the nation’s largest Santa groups, are dealing with a schism in their ranks. The rift has left burly bearded men accusing one another of bylaw violations, profiteering and behaving in un-Santa-like ways.
But-Baby-Jesus-is-the-reason-fer-the-season-shmeason. Even Santas are jerks.