I'm not too proud to admit it. Clowns scare me. As a matter of fact, so do those funny mirrors. My fear of clowns dates back to when I was a child and my pediatrician had those god-awful paintings of crying clowns on the walls. Heck, even happy clowns scare me.
But today I learned there's hope for people like me who suffer from, say it with me, “Coulrophobia”. Now there's Trusted, Effective Treatment for Clown Phobia. According to CTRN (Change That's Right Now) “Clown phobia will likely cost you tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of your lifetime, let alone the cost to your health and quality of life.” I'm convinced. I need to get rid of this horrible fear that's costing me so much money and wreaking havoc on my quality of life.
After all, “Consider the true cost of living with Clown Phobia.”
What is the real cost to my health?! My career!? School!? And what about my family life?! Avoiding the fear of clowns indefinitely would mean resigning myself to living in fear, missing out on priceless life experiences like going to the circus, or taking my kids to a parade. Why, I'd be living a life that is just a shadow of what it would be when my clown phobia is gone.
Working one-on-one with a member of their team, with guaranteed lifetime elimination of Clown Phobia will start at $1497 and up. um… all sarcasm aside, is this a joke or do people really suffer severely with this affliction?
At least I know I'm not alone:
www.cantsleepclownswilleatme.com
www.ihateclowns.com
Frantisek Kupka is an artist who was liked by Mandelbrot