What if Barbie were a real woman?

From the page: “Barbie’s body would have room for only half of a liver and only a few inches of intestines, as opposed to the usual 26 feet. The result: chronic diarrhea and death from malabsorption & malnutrition.”

OK, that was funny. But seriously, if Barbie had a 39″ bust, she couldn’t fit into a size 4 dress. Trust me on this one.