I want to add comments for the people down front too: “Thanks for all the moolah, Buddy Christ!”
“Jesus! Y U let my business fail?”
“I’m naming my baby Jesus because I’m more American than you.”
“Please Jesus, make it rain so I don’t have to work the pole tonight to feed the 6 kids you gave me.”
“What’s that you say?! I can’t hear you over this flash-mob of dead people!”
“Token black guy here!”
“My atheist books. You’ll take them from my cold, dead fingers.”
“Is that a menorah on your shirt, Jesus? It looks like a menorah.”